When I say ‘I cant do math.’
I don’t mean that I’m not trying.
I don’t mean that I hate math and think its stupid.
I mean that I do not possess the ability to comprehend and wield the power that is mathematics.
Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345
If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.
|girl:||babe come over|
|boy:||I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple|
|girl:||my parents aren't home|
If you’re scared about your country’s uncertain future and you know it, clap your hands
*clap fucking clap*