You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
"When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics."
That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
|Me:||So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...|
|Students:||He likes her!|
|Me:||Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.|
|Students:||That is just how boys are.|
|Me:||Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--|
|Students:||Oh, that's not okay.|
|Me:||Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.|
|Me:||Oh, is right.|